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"So what if she is preposterously unprepared to run the country in the midst of its greatest economic crisis in 70 years? She looks and sounds like a winner." —Frank Rich, NYTimes

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." —Sarah Palin, Campaign Trail '08

"I hate to position her as such a victim, the last thing any women need is another victim, but I cannot help but feel pity for her. She is so categorically unfit for the position that the whole thing is starting to feel as cruel and reckless as the pigs’ blood poised above Carrie at the prom." —mattababy